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burntlikethesun:

I don’t make a habit of sleeping with men I’ve hardly spoken to but if I do it now and again, it doesn’t make me a bad person, so you can fuck off, Popey.

confitureestmadrogue:

"You’ll be safe as long as you don’t slow down!"

"Oh, Ted, look! It’s a big bunch of boxes in the middle of the road!"

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Hi, I keep trying to follow you, but I keep seeing that I'm not. Do you keep blocking my follow (can you even do that?) or is it something else happening?

I have no idea, im not blockning you thats for sure :(

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henning, would you like to be cloned? i’ve got enough on me plate as it is, i mean then i would have to think for someone else

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fuckyespetercapaldi:

Because it has now become a tradition to post this on his birthday. 

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"You shouldn’t have sent out that email detailing the symptoms"

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

A Christmas Carol (2010)

best of mark corrigan

this song is called ‘life’. (x)

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